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elephant race

When two semi trucks are side-by-side on a two lane road and neither is going faster than the other.
I would have been here sooner but I was caught in traffic behind an elephant race.
by Iocane July 6, 2014
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Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
by NewValley January 17, 2018
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Elephant Shower

When you blow a load on your girl so big she never forgets it.
My girl went to town on my trunk so hard last night that I gave her an elephant shower
by ElephantShower July 28, 2019
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Purple Elephant

Grabbing a guys sack and applying force, resulting in extreme pain
Ben gave Tom a purple elephant... and liked it
by Alexander the Great 7 May 21, 2006
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elephant hoof

when fat hoes have cameltoe so bad they out class moose knuckle
man look over there she got that cameltoe na man look over there she got that moose knuckle damn look she got elephant hoof
by blackiswhitechocalte October 27, 2013
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Pubic Elephant Ears

When a male (or someone with a penis) trims their pubic hair in a way that makes the hair look like elephant ears and the penis look like the trunk.
That dude in the porno was rocking the pubic elephant ears.
by dvinnn August 30, 2011
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Elephant Circle

A group of naked people walk around in a circle with their thumb up the persons butt in front of them. If your thumb slips out, you have to sit in the middle of the circle and suck on said thumb.
So, today we are going to have kickball in the gym, baseball out in the field and an elephant circle behind the shed.
by katekennedy March 21, 2011
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