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premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022
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Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.
Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:
by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024
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