Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

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a double bagger

a person so ugly that you have to put a bag over your head when having sex with them in case the one you put on theirs falls off

see her/him over there thats a double bagger if ever i saw one

by fenton t fox July 15, 2006

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double hawk

A synonym for awkward. This definition was a result of the stand-up comedy of Demetri Martin in which he drew a picture of a double hawk that said "I'm awkward." Because a bird with four wings would be awkward.

"It was double hawk today at lunch because Sam and I were talking about Beth and we turn around and she's sitting right there."

by Nick Laykey December 28, 2005

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Triple-Double Machine

A word used to describe the performance of Russell Westbrook and James harden during the 2016-2017 NBA season

Russell Westbrook is a Triple-Double Machine

James harden went off tonight, he is such a Triple-Double machine

by Memerz January 17, 2017

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Double Scorpion

Sexual position where the Male lies on his back and the female straddles him while facing him. Then she does a back bend and rides him while in the back bend position.

She went double scorpion on his ass.

by MKR666 October 2, 2019

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