guy1: Ouch! man my penis hurts...
guy2: Dude i told you not to get with that Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker.
guy2: Dude i told you not to get with that Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker.
by Dannyease January 12, 2012
The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet after the consumption and digestion of a "Double Down" sandwich from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by urbanschlager April 07, 2010
Keshia braces scared the hell out of my love rod...That black and decker pecker wrecker drew blood....But she swollowed and made it all worth while.
by TimAllen April 09, 2005
its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation
Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.
by jdunz July 20, 2022
First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!
by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018
When you pack a fat lip of chewing tobacco in your upper lip and give a blow job. The tingle of the nicotine on the cock wrecks ur pecker, hence the upper decker pecker wrecker.
by Maxregan6969 March 31, 2023
The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.
I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.
by INFDOC September 10, 2021