Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.

Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!

by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011

deaked

A state of mind where the brain can no longer process the quantity of alcohol imbibed, so it to forces the body to simultaneously shit and vomit in a pitiful attempt to get rid of said alcohol; hopefully at this point the subject has already found the toilet and is resting beside it. In extreme cases can lead to getting gaboed

Arf: Yo why does your bed smell so bad?

Thomas: Bro I don't know what you're talking about, i blacked out after my first game of pong. I don't even know how i got home.

Arf: OH SHIT theres a trail of vomit and shit from the bathroom to your bed

Thomas: fuck i think i deaked myself... again

by theders October 26, 2011

Deakesque

The act of being fooled into Anal Sex, by promises of the same from a female.

"Yeah she said I could mine at her marmite funnel if I let her do the same to me first. But she backed out after she had done me..."
"Dude. . how Deakesque"

by Zuch March 29, 2012

decafeflated

The feeling of sadness when you lift your coffee cup to find it empty

Oh, i thought there was some left, im feeling decafeflated now

by pogman November 16, 2013

deakota

Wear's sluty clothes, ignorant , loves dance , and truly narcissistic and says she is a striper. Also very irritating and acts like a teachers pet.

"Wow that slut acts like a Deakota..."

by ThatonegirlonUD December 18, 2013

Decadeship

A friendship that is so awesome it lasts a decade. A friendship where you can say a random sentence that makes absolutely no sense and the friend will understand it and take it as a codeword for something instead of nothing at all.
the only thing that can break a decadeship is death.

'We've been friends for over 10 years, we're like the superior ultimo of cheesy superior friendship.'

'We've made ourselves a decadeship.'

by Minimoose the oracle. May 12, 2014

decamillisecond

10's of milliseconds.

Used for more exact human resource time tracking.

There was a double decamillisecond difference between olympic athletes track finish time.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 9, 2016