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David

Thinks beans are still funny.
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Listen to David. He knows that all of this is nonsense. Stop wasting your time
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David has FLY HACKS!!!
- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"
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Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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a nigga that beats his dick every day
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David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock
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