David

That one kid who gets head from Carly

Where’s David?
Carly’s house

by Nsjafusbd December 17, 2019

david

emo. emo david.

“have you met david?”

“yeah, he’s pretty emo.”

by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 7, 2022

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

David

a guy that fucks anime bitches while playing fortnite

i was a david lastnight

by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020

David

the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>

nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3

by totallynotnathanforrealongod July 17, 2023

David

big ass dick

David is a dream daddy

by Yourdaddy229075 April 8, 2019

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020