A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
by Patient zero July 29, 2008
Get the Shaquille O'Neil Disease mug.A disease that leads to man-like features caused by the decaying of the bones in the wrist. This is most common among women between the ages of 40 and 122 that also have a unique fetish for midgets and dwarfs. The only known treatment is the process of ten months of daily soaking your bunions in midget bodily fluids.
by Bobbi Klein June 13, 2008
Get the kienbock disease mug.MKF diease comes in the form of a small, redheaded girl around 4"11. Side affects include being unbelievably annoying, singing at random times, and being allergic to the opposite sex. To avoid this *fatal* disease, place RoseMary above your door, and continuously play songs from the Broadway Classic, "Once Upon A Mattress"
by A concerned red head January 8, 2012
Get the MKF disease mug.A disease in which the individual infected exhibits uncontrollable speaking that disrupts and bothers everyone around them.
Person 1 "You wanna go talk to Joel"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"
by Parthex March 19, 2020
Get the Speakers Disease mug.This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.
by pomona bk July 7, 2008
Get the Brandon's disease mug.by crayon_17 May 3, 2011
Get the Luckett's Disease mug.Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.
by JoMomma987 March 5, 2017
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