Trans Atlantic Cable

An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.

Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.

by UnclePercy April 7, 2014

nathan’s cradle

3 or more men having sexual intercourse, and their testicles are slapping back and forth mimicking Newton’s cradle.

That’s a pretty rough Nathan’s cradle you got going on there.

by Sauceman777 March 28, 2019

robbing the cradle

a woman who dates a man significantly younger than she

shall we say...ashton and demi?

by Fredricka April 28, 2004

Larry the Cable Guy

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.

Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

Cradle Of Filth

fantastic british band fronted by daniel davey. Alot of people moan about the not being black metal but frankly who cares. They are great

Me: Dya know whose hot
Ali:Who?
Me: Dani filth
Ali:WHO?!
Me: Ya know from cradle of filth

by Sophos December 28, 2005

crab cradle

female genitalia, referring specifically to the pubic hair region

The stripper's thong was so tight, the outline of her crab cradle was clearly visible.

by lexpez August 29, 2005