Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper
The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.
by Coondawg123 January 14, 2012
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cooper sofia

The hottest girlfriend you will ever have, and she is really nice.
cooper sofia is very hot
by .mdw p0283rhgp qi2ur48p April 09, 2017
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cooper hutchinson

you know the classic story of the knight and the princess? The one where the knight fights the other kingdoms and dragons all on his own just to save the princess? Cooper is the princess.
by Luke is gay81 January 17, 2018
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Liam cooper

Is extremely good looking and is incredibly good at lacrosse but some how doesn’t pull for shit
You:yo Liam cooper pull that girl
Liam cooper:I FUCKING CANT
by LacrosseKing October 21, 2023
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Matty Cooper

A Matter Cooper is a girl(or guy) with expert skills in oral sex.
Wow, that girl is such a Matty Cooper, she gave me the gluck gluck 9000
by CustardSoil September 21, 2022
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Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper is Donald sterling “get these niggers out of my game...don’t hang with magic Johnson... do not bring magic johnson to the clippers game”
by Chi chi bang July 17, 2018
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cooper dye

A man with an massive dick that get a lot of hoes and is constantly rejecting women beacause he only has one girl in his mind and that is the girl at Memphis pizza cafe
Cooper dye is so hot I want to suck his fat throbbing cock
by Wiener head 69 February 16, 2022
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