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Christopher Columbus Effect 

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
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Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.
"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.
"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Northside Highschool (Columbus GA) 

There are too many people. The principal looks like Abraham Lincoln. My sister used to have a crush on him wtf. The classes are okay depending on which ones you have. Other than that, it's pretty boring. There aren't many fights or a lot of drama so it's pretty okay.
Northside Highschool (Columbus GA) is so boring.