Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

Niles canyon

Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca

Niles canyon is the site of the festival of carlie caplin days

by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Grand Canyoning

After titfucking a busty girl, cum between her tits unexpectedly and let the cum flow down between her tits.
Her tits represent the scenery, and the flow of cum represent river Colorado.

The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.

Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."

by DepressedRetarded May 31, 2017

Nanned Canyon

This is the one of the many canyons on the sun. It is known for it's nans.

Allie and I visited the Nanned Canyon. It was so exciting!

by AllieIsBeast December 1, 2010

Polluted Canyon

When one flows diarrhea between the breasts of the partner or receiver.

So YOU were the one that gave her a polluted canyon?

by Poop Tex April 10, 2016