Bore bag

Someone who utterly and extremely boring

person 1:continued to talk about his collection of stones for about an hour
Person 2:omg shut up bore bag
Bo

by Don't be boring October 9, 2012

fuckin bored

Out of your mind, nothing to do, and can't wrap your mind around how bored you are.

I am so fuckin bored

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

Bore-ner

An erection induced by sheer boredom. This usually happens in a school/work situation when your dick makes brief contact with the inside of your leg.

Maths was so boring today, I hit a bore-ner and couldn't get up to write on the board.

by CheeseyDickFart August 11, 2009

I’m bored

When someone is very horny and doesn’t want to ask if you’ll send nudes yet

Wyd I’m bored asf

by Random12346721 March 20, 2019

boring morley

the phrase used to describe an extremely boring jewish character that most proberly likes greys anatomy.

John: what you doing later ryan
Ryan: im going to watch the new greys anatomy john
John: ryan you're such a boring morley

by boringmorley123 September 29, 2010

bored signal

When you're chatting to someone and they start boring you. You signal that you're bored by fidgetting with your mobile phone or your media player, cos that's more important!

Rudy: Yo, man, that Tess was trying hard to impress you last night! No one could stop her chatting yo!

Mike: Tell me about it, Rude. I had to check me text while she be chatting just to send her a bored signal!

Rudy: Man, that's harsh!

Mike: Yeh, but it do the trick. She wondered off a couple minutes later!

by awbster May 19, 2010