This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
by J-Hawt March 30, 2020
Get the The Bacon Waymug. Raw ass pussy that's tore up from the floor up, tore back from the door back, and dem curtains stepped on like a door matt, sagging lower then a old woman's fun bags.
Damn, i was gonna hit that shit but she had some Bunny Bacon pussy lips.
That bitch tried feeding me her Bunny Bacon.
Can we have Bunny Bacon for breakfast dad?
That chick been fucked so much that she cooking Bunny Bacon downstairs.
That bitch tried feeding me her Bunny Bacon.
Can we have Bunny Bacon for breakfast dad?
That chick been fucked so much that she cooking Bunny Bacon downstairs.
by mypimpPONY April 1, 2013
Get the Bunny Baconmug. The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
by infernlmagician October 16, 2009
Get the The Bacon Hammockmug. The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
Get the Weighing of the Baconmug. to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself
the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us
by reetle August 28, 2008
Get the bacon saltmug. by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
Get the Turkey baconmug. True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:
Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"
Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"
Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."
Matt: "ooookay....."
Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"
Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"
Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."
Matt: "ooookay....."
by One Large September 3, 2019
Get the Beef Baconmug.