The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.
Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:
Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"
Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"
Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."
Matt: "ooookay....."
Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"
Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"
Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."
Matt: "ooookay....."
by One Large September 03, 2019
The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 14, 2013
When you "borrow" something edible/consumable without someone's permission, that probably, won't be missed, with no intention of ever, ever, giving it back.
Where did you guys get all these jello shots?
We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.
We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.
by AssTek November 21, 2012
This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
by J-Hawt March 30, 2020
to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself
the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us
by reetle July 31, 2008