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Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)
Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him
by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024
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Archie

He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.
Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie
by Eshay king May 16, 2021
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An Archie bird

An adorable birbo who loves fruit 🍇 🍓 🍊 🍏

He can be awesome at times but often screams ahhhh
Person 1: hey dude I saw an Archie bird today
Person2: WOAHHHH
by I_poop_out_birb_memes November 27, 2019
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Archi

She is a short, intelligent, cute (sometimes Hot) and mostly athletic girl with amazing personality. She always tends to like most boys but she is a loyal friend. She doesn't like to cheat on her lover. She is hot and her body features are the best of all girls.
Woww that Archi has so sexy body.

Wow Archi is so intelligent.
by _Broken_._Hearted_ November 24, 2021
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Archie

The worlds worse person and he belongs ona sex offenders list. hes literally a dick but not like its gonna make his bigger
You know archie?
oh yeh the fucking annoying kid?
by Rimy Jobbs January 1, 2024
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Archis

The sexiest bastard you'd come across. He's great at art, the next LEONARDO DIVINCI in the making. He's Indian so he's always horny and has a thing for brown boys with down syndrome, better lock your windows and doors
Yoooo he's an Indian but cool at the same time?? That's impossible, Indian + cool don't go together, he must be an Archis
by Kohnftug February 16, 2023
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Archie Phillips

Friend 1-''Hey do you know he just pulled an Archie Phillips?''
Friend 2-''Damn he needs to stop being a mega simp''
by YosefLof June 12, 2020
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