An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.
Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
by Beef Coup November 07, 2011
by bignig2000 September 09, 2010
when you've taken too many laxatives and your butt basically gets a hangover from all the drugs and ends up diarrhea-ing (the same as vomiting during a hangover..except out the other end) and its quite unpleasant because one's butt gets quite tired and the cheeks get very confused and dizzy.
morgan: awww mann i have such an anus hangover, my butt keeps missing the chair when i try to sit down and it hurts!
susan: poor you! ya really gotta lay off the laxatives cause i heard that your cheeks can switch sides if they get too confused! shnikes!
susan: poor you! ya really gotta lay off the laxatives cause i heard that your cheeks can switch sides if they get too confused! shnikes!
by MMMDELISHIOUS April 21, 2010
by UndulatingTerror March 02, 2018
when a person puts his finger in another persons anus blocking anything that comes in or out and then the other persons job is to let out some farts which would make a wierd and funny noise, it is a friendly and fun game. finger-less people can use a cork instead but avoid standing in front of it.
by pewkinetictionals September 21, 2013
A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.
"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."
by imperforate_anus January 20, 2013
by HaileyATM March 25, 2017