alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

Alternative energy utopia

The highest evolutionary form of the regressive. greern new deal

The green new deal. If not reversed, will inevitably lead to an alternative energy utopia

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

Better alternative

How about stop trying to use authority you don't have to compel people (from the shadows) to do things they don't want to do?

Hym "How bout dat for a better alternative, Dr. RAPE FARM?"

Dr. Rape Farm "Well, I need to control what my children are going to think and do in the future and for me to do that I need to have control of everyone around me and LYING BLATANTLY allows me to do that with greater ease. So I need you to shut the hell up so I can distill these retards into an abstract phantom and trick them into locking themselves into a state of perpetual solipsism so they don't interfere with MY LIFE and what I want to do."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Alternative Transhumanism

Alternative Transhumanism, also Alt-Transhumanism or Alt-H+, is a term, often pejorative, to refer to ideologies, philosophies and ideas that are considered as transhumanism but they aren't part of classical transhumanism or make opposition to classical transhumanism, that doesn't advocate the classical transhumanist ideas of mixing with machines and AI and nor even to become classical cyborgs, androids and machines. Some ideologies, philosophies and ideas that are considered as forms of alternative transhumanism are: (Techno)psionicism, quantumism, extraphysicism, spiritualicism, (techno)vibrationalism, divinialism, geneticism, esoteric soulism, esoteric transhumanism and post-spacetimeism.

"Alternative Transhumanism is not that bad, it's actually good to break the hegemony of classical transhumanism and show it's possible to have other alternatives for human evolution besides the classical transhumanism itself. But it might take some time until classical transhumanism become hegemonic, but it might happen in less than 10 years from now."

by Full Monteirism June 5, 2021

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

alternize

To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.

There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.

by JBoftheWikipedia July 24, 2009