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Bum Alley

Bum Alley was Mad Classy before they became Mad Classy.

Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.

Who were Mad Classy?

Sharkweek, Chango & JE

Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.

The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.

Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.

Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.

Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Check out our first Flyer. “Why does it say Bum Alley?” Because that’s what we were going to go by and we were going to call the event Mad Classy. Mad Classy is the one that stuck.

What are you girls doing tonight?

“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night

Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.

Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees
by WhipperSnapper August 11, 2022
mugGet the Bum Alleymug.

alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up from behind the goal net over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.
Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.
by Spanky D December 13, 2021
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Alley Whore

Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...

Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.

An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.

Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018
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Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.
"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.
by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017
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Alley

the most perfect girl anyone can ever have, she is sweet, lovely, mesmerizing and adorable.
guy 1: i love my girl, i call her my alley

guy 2: there is nothing better than an alley
by Heightsyyyyy December 11, 2021
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Alley Vlogiannitis

A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.
Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"
by lennyd November 21, 2010
mugGet the Alley Vlogiannitismug.

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 22, 2021
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