The Apache Spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”

by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023

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ass apachee

Taking a poop so big feels like a Indian is coming out your butt tomahawk first

Went to the bathroom and let out one of the biggest ASS APACHEE I have ever seen

by KIDD-JEEBUS August 6, 2023

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The Atpack

When a girl doesn’t shave and gains a lot of weight.

“Damn your girl hittin the atpack!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

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Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children

Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

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Apocolyptic alpacas

A metal band formed in linthwaite made of two children

I'm in a band called apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

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Pullin' an apache

You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.

-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!

by RRDNisse June 15, 2017

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