Abortion Squats

These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 02, 2011
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forced abortion

The greatest band to ever grace the plains of this world. Their angelic music is absolutely magical and will make anyone orgasm after simply hearing 10 seconds of their brilliantly conducted tunes.
Man forced abortion's song "The south should have one" made me climax today.

Same with me, except it was "suicide is funny " that did it for me.
by Git recked fgt February 22, 2014
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Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?
by loldongs34 March 25, 2009
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Homesick abortion

When a dead fetusintentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.
Person 1 “i had a homesick abortion, it was awful

Person 2 “I’m sorry to hear that”
by TheFrenchDuck May 28, 2021
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heart abortion

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body
greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
by jeffy jibson June 11, 2011
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Ass Abortion

Squatting and taking a shit, aborting a turd AKA Ass Abortion.
I have to go take an shit AKA Ass Abortion
by Brown snail October 16, 2018
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The Failed Abortion

You
You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you
by Dangly dongolies April 19, 2019
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