Soon™ is a funny way to say something will happen in the future, but it might take a long time or never happen at all. (Basically never)
by ampere102 January 22, 2025
Get the Soon™mug. Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023
Get the catch up soonmug. 
by bigdoinker June 23, 2025
Get the Coming Soonmug. Pinkytidunkies aka plaggdunkiess is the most nice person in the whole world please go follow her she helped me out a lot recently and I really love her.She also follows back and she is a nice moot <33
Pinkytidunkies soon @plaggdunkiess
-@karlzcore
Pinkytidunkies soon @plaggdunkiess
-@karlzcore
by Honkpavl August 25, 2021
Get the @pinkytidunkies (soon @plaggdunkiess)mug. by JimWongton April 28, 2022
Get the Really really soonmug. all *insert company name* staff are one bitch soon. Normally followed by "can i shoot my cums to you mom eyes ?"
by I_love_angry_people October 8, 2013
Get the bitch soonmug.