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Ned

by anonymous November 2, 2021
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Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran
"Look that's Ned Sheeran"
by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022
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A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020
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Ned

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis
by Gdsaq November 22, 2021
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ned

neds are gang members but are youths and not as hard. they blast loud edm music. they'll fight anyone but the minute the polis come they cry. most come from the glasgow area but smaller populations have been observed in falkirk and edinburgh.
by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023
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Ned

He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay
Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny
by Ohwowie April 13, 2022
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Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.
Boy that Ned over there sure is scary
by lgkhf May 14, 2021
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