Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Moses

My boyfriend so back up bitch

Moses belongs to mirakle so walk away girl

by Miracles bf March 23, 2022

Moses

Someone who gets people removed from their dreams

Moses aka mastermoziah did that girl dirty man she trusted him!

by chiefKeff September 16, 2021

Nigga Moses

Another term to describe Harriet Tubman. Traditionally said after history class.

*Sees Harriet Tubman* "Fuck it, Nigga Moses"

by LordAndSaviorHarriet August 1, 2021

Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.

Moses is a human.

by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021

Mose

So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep

I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.

by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021

Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.

I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.

by Hank Steele June 10, 2021