A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.
by hippofisher August 02, 2018
by GennyBean August 18, 2021
by Oh ya dadsy March 27, 2018
When one individual grows out all hair around the anus for an extended period of time, without trimming or performing any hair removal of any sort and then sits on top of another individuals nose and passes gas.
The man saw the woman eating broccoli and knew it wouldn’t be long until he would be getting a hot fuzzy.
by Derpderpdoop December 02, 2022
A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 19, 2013
by FURMBRO March 03, 2017