David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.

August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.

by DHuhj November 12, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 11, 2021

David

NOT a dumbass disappointment

David your not a dumbass disappointment.

by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019

david

emo. emo david.

“have you met david?”

“yeah, he’s pretty emo.”

by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 7, 2022