in your barney

A phrase mostly used in North Dublin. Meaning that there is no chance in hell of that happening.

Child: "Ma, I'm going to de moon tomorrow"

Ma: "Ye are in your barney"

by vexing shame March 12, 2024

Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia

"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.

by D sanity July 24, 2017

Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/

BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE

by BARNEY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR May 26, 2018

barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife

a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left

Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.

by Dr. of The King's English May 12, 2020

Barney

Barney is an overall lad! Always ready to sink a cold one with the boys and is the friend that gets you way to drunk. Barney always means well but can sometimes mess you up, like a lot, like watch out and never use him! Ever. This is an offical warning :)

Don’t lose Barney

by NoOOdlEssS August 8, 2018