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by yeethechildfastandhard February 10, 2021

by سس February 3, 2021

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.
If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.
If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.
H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: +9080217490 is her number
(Swearing On your Mother)
G: Then whats this picture?
H: +9080217490 is her number
(Swearing On your Mother)
by Iblah January 12, 2022

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...
Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*
by Ephexia May 14, 2018

by Random Ghost :) February 5, 2024
