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Wisconsin Girls

Wisconsin girls are super attractive. Apparently they have an accent, which is incorrect on the Kentucky boys side. Wisconsin girls are always getting asked and sent not so appropriate stuff, especially from Kentucky boys. BossDaddyMLG is the best Wisconsin girl because she is a boss daddy. She may not have the looks but she is godly at everything. Wisconsin girls HATE Wisconsin boys. They all look 7. Wisconsin girl like Kentucky boys more than Wisconsin boys. BossDaddyMLG is especially good at kicking Horndog's butt in cup pong. He sucks. BossDaddyMLG teaches Horndog all her secrets on how to be awesome. But he still isn't as godly as BossDaddyMLG.
Kentucky boy: Wanna play cup pong?
Wisconsin girls: yeah, if you wanna lose.
Kentucky boy: im gonna win.
Kentucky boy : * takes the L*
by BossDaddyMLG November 15, 2019
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Wisconsin

1) A U.S. state located in the midwest with Illinois bordering it to the south, Iowa and Minnesota to the west and Michigan to the northeast.

2) An ideal breeding ground for assholes, stuck-up pricks, and overweight gluttons and alcoholics.

3) A cesspool of shit-brained peoples whose intelligence can be compared to that of a 4-year old, and the lifestyle equilvalent to the 1970's.

4) Home of persons brainwashed and born to believe their home state is the best based on the number of lakes, hills, and scenic tourist areas it offers. However, those that claim these to be home are still assholes, drunks, morbidly obese, and/or less intelligent that a rock.

5) Famous for its use of the term FIB which is used to describe people from Illinois even though Wiscosinites only have awareness of the Chicagoland area and not of the rest of the state, thus representing the people of Wisconsin as ignorant as they are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese.

6) Home to a historically decent football team, the Green Bay Packers, in which the team is in an unfortunate situation by having fans who are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese when most of the players (if not all) on the team are not originally from Wisconsin, making them completely opposite of their fans.

7) A state known for having its natives delirious based on their habits for being alcoholics, obese, and brainwashed assholes, meaning nothing any of them say can be taken to have any meaning.
Wisconsin is a fun place to go and it's beautiful to see, especially since I always feel good about myself for not being an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person.

Sure, I might be a FIB to those people from Wisconsin because I drive a little too fast, but at least I'm not known to be an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person.
by childofnox September 23, 2011
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Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
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wisconsin

where people from minnesota flee to when everyone in minnesota hates them
whatever happened to that asshole ted? oh he moved to wisconsin.
by vloky April 14, 2004
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Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,
Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.
by Rainbow Gopher March 28, 2019
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wisconsinunium

The ultimate compound
made of all the elements on the periodic table
N/A at the moment for the compound wisconsinunium
by bob narlin January 16, 2008
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wisconsin dells high school

a high school in central wisconsin that is full of stuck up kids whos parents own waterparks. but still have shitty parties evem though they are mostly rich. the dells rivals consist of Adams Friendship, which is a bunch of redneck inbred fucks who are 20 MINUTES due north of the dells.
hey clay! we are playin the adams friendship green devils tonight!

ohh god john! i better make sure i put duck tape over my butt hole, we should not let adams beat the wisconsin dells high school in our own gymnasium
by clayton aka ktmclay March 12, 2009
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