Wakefield High School

An underfunded and under recognized high school in Arlington, Virginia. Teenagers from all around the world come to Wakefield to get caught up in the brutal American high school life with drugs and thugs. The county cares very little about Wakefield, seeing it as a place to dump all the poor and brown students in. Overall, in Wakefield, you learn that life is harsh, and you're the only one you can trust.

Also Dorktown sucks.

Student: Hello, are you new to Wakefield High School?

Foreign Student: Jes

Student: Want to buy some weed?

by SouthAtown February 17, 2013

Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.

I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex

by ubersquirl August 18, 2012

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

by eggz09 March 4, 2012

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

Ray Charles wakeup

where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.

Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.

by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009

Seattle Wakeup Call

When you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. She drinks it down and thinks you're a fucking prince.

Yo homie, ya see dat cashier?

Yea?

I gave her a Seattle Wakeup Call last summer.

Owwwww!!!!

by ill masta April 2, 2010

nakie wakie

to wake up naked or next to some one naked randomly not remebering a thing 2)to suprise someone in bed by being naked when they awaken! :P

dude i totaly nakie wakied this morning, who is Paul?!

by bull fuck, peck October 18, 2010