Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
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Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself
Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?
Dude 1: Right 😏
Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?
Dude 1: Right 😏
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