The act of trying to hide one's boner and instead failing miserably by exposing the head of the penis above one's beltline.
missed connection >>> m4m
was downtown bar when we made eye contact. u had a raging z tuck. i had on a black shirt. u smiled and started to come my way but my homophobic friends beat u. id like to make it up to u. if you get this respond with the color of my eyes and the tattoo on ur tip.
was downtown bar when we made eye contact. u had a raging z tuck. i had on a black shirt. u smiled and started to come my way but my homophobic friends beat u. id like to make it up to u. if you get this respond with the color of my eyes and the tattoo on ur tip.
by RaunchyRick69 July 9, 2011
Get the Z Tuckmug. driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"
by stnikolas September 14, 2016
Get the Tuck and Rollmug. A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.
by Da Plumber July 7, 2008
Get the Friar Tuckmug. 
by T (Rose) November 14, 2018
Get the Alt Tuckmug. When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
Get the swoop and tuckmug. To send or receive an intimate or endearing text message just before going to sleep for the evening.
by Mdeck August 25, 2008
Get the Tuck in textmug.