e-thug

A shit stirring computer geek that only exists on the internet and thinks he is top shit by typing in capitals, swearing excessively and thinking they can kick your arse in a fight.

In real life they are some pathetic, weak individual that can not go a day without linking real life situations with something that happens in a computer game.

As a result, they are rejected by society because of their nature and should be disowned by their parents.

If they did wanna fight you, they would probably tell you to go to LAN to meet them, sad cunts.

<e-thug> say to my face cunt. Meet me at NetCafe tomorrow!
<Me> Pffffft....... you're a loser........

**Stupid e-thug cries coz he knows its true and responds by excessively swearing and making racist comments**

by Matthew U. November 8, 2005

rent-a-thug

A rent-a-thug is a person who rents himself out in the name of thuggery, lethal or otherwise. In exchange for money, he will commit crimes for you. The amount of money required to successfully rent the thug will usually increase with the severity of the crime - i.e., it will cost more for him to kill your in-laws than to rob the corner store for food. As with almost any service, rates vary wildly and can also be negotiated. Rent-a-thugs can be employed on a single-assignment, multi-assignment, or permanent basis, depending on the circumstances and money paid. Rent-a-thugs provide a very convenient way to mount assaults on offending parties; provided the rent-a-thug is a professional and does not confess to the police, the crime is never traced back to you. The truly valuable rent-a-thugs are never caught, and the ones who are promptly take their own lives, usually by swallowing cyanide pills and the like. It is wise to be extremely careful of whom you employ.

if you are sworn enemies with someone, and someone else shows up to give you a good thrashing, you can be sure that someone is your enemy's rent-a-thug.

by The Wry Wordsmith July 23, 2006

Mondo Thug

The highest level of 'gangsta' one can attain. Most only dream of reaching this point and even fewer actually do. Also an underground association of killers that will eat your face. Real OG's

"You heard about Mondo Thugs?"
"Dude, you aren't supposed to talk about Mondo Thugs!"
Mondo Thugs will straight merk your ass over some stupid shit.

by Erf Bizzo February 4, 2006

Thuaga

A slang term for Ciggarette.
Coming from Shy, when he was really booked, on something.

He said to his brother. "Gimmi a thuaga"
Which then led to "Thuaaa"
And then to "Thaaaaaaaaa"

"Dude, pass me a thuaga"

"I'm gonna go thuaga outside.

by Shy11 October 16, 2005

Thugabes

Thug Wannabes. Small ass poser kids, who wear sweatshirts that are too big for them, and/or ride small bicycles.

Hey look, there's three little Thugabes walking down the street.

by C Briggs October 16, 2009

Thugarific

Thugarific is a way to describe something that is awesome, and pretty gangsta. Usually used by people in the ghetto

That was pretty thugarific, my nigga

by Thugarific April 25, 2011

Thug Futon

Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.

Yo dawg whatcha drinkin?

Yo this is my Thug Futon.

by Da man Bo Jengles January 2, 2012