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wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024
mugGet the wicked yankmug.

Yank

Yank stands for “You ain’t never kidding.” This slang acronym is commonly used, especially in the southern region of the United States, when one agrees strongly with another’s comment.
Person 1: Pizza Hut buffet is bussin.

Person 2: Yank!
by Man o’ Word January 1, 2024
mugGet the Yankmug.
you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
by taylor hook December 14, 2013
mugGet the you don't have to yank it two hornsmug.

Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
mugGet the Yanking my cranberriesmug.

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
mugGet the Yank the Lizardmug.

Yanking his chain

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain
by bellajo113 January 3, 2020
mugGet the Yanking his chainmug.

Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
mugGet the Yanking offmug.

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