The subtle feeling that the world around you is slightly fake, off, or slipping out of sync. A cultural vertigo caused by algorithms, endless feeds, and manufactured experiences that blur the line between what’s authentic and what’s engineered.
Scrolling through TikTok at 2 a.m. and realizing every trend feels staged gave me major reality drift.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

by 4amcoochie March 19, 2020

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

A person is drifting when they go around having sex with underage girls or boys when it’s against the law. A lot of people like to do it for sport and fun for not getting caught by the little child parents. The little child and drifter even gets off on doing it in the house while they home. Or in their bed when they gone. And the drifter goes around doing to as many underage kids trying not to get caught and go to prison for it.
As opposed to the Drift King who a lot of young girls lied about their age to be with and broke up with him when he was in love with him and wanted to marry them to force him to be with one of their friends too. Like a god to him. If he ever found out he will be so angry and mad like one of the old bulk movies. Going mean and red and huge destroying everything.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024

Code word for hardcore gay anal sex. Usually done inside a vehicle with the heat turned all the way up.
by Frederick Fax Bear December 10, 2021
