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You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
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Drunk drifting

The act of being too drunk when playing any fps multiplayer game, and killing or causing dammage to your teammates at the beggining of the round. Specifically counterstrike, but could occur in any game. But usually caused by the drunken heavy fingers , known as drunk drifting.
by kiIIswitch February 7, 2012
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Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.
You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift
by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021
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Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
by Drift-wood December 24, 2018
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
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Drift

A person is drifting when they go around having sex with underage girls or boys when it’s against the law. A lot of people like to do it for sport and fun for not getting caught by the little child parents. The little child and drifter even gets off on doing it in the house while they home. Or in their bed when they gone. And the drifter goes around doing to as many underage kids trying not to get caught and go to prison for it.
As opposed to the Drift King who a lot of young girls lied about their age to be with and broke up with him when he was in love with him and wanted to marry them to force him to be with one of their friends too. Like a god to him. If he ever found out he will be so angry and mad like one of the old bulk movies. Going mean and red and huge destroying everything.
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Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.
Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024
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