sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic

He’s weaving like piss!

by Cock waver July 24, 2023

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change

Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.

by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005

weaving

to use any and all available means to ruin someone's game or experience.

dude 1: dude someone raided xqc's rust base while he was live and he slammed his desk.
dude 2: LOL someone most have been weaving him then.

by redshield5 July 17, 2022

Weaveness

A person that has weave that looks like a lochness monster.

Girl! I had seen the ugliest weaveness at the family dollar .

by Loldog2 July 17, 2018

weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018