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Garbage Patch

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.
Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
by Stank Deek June 1, 2013
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Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.
Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
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twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014
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patch whore

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.
Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.

That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.
by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017
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Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.
Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!
by HocksRocks May 26, 2014
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Strawberry Patch

(Noun) The unkept groin area of a male human with red or orange hair (ginger). The testicles will appear as strawberries in a patch.
A: Why do they call John, strawberry patch?
B: He doesn’t trim his pubes and he has red hair, so….
A: Eww, gross.
B: yeah maybe, unless you like strawberries.
by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022
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