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Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.
- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023
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Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.
And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
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hot-crazy matrix

According to the original popular video on Youtube

The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.
guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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Matrix

Hexagonal connection
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The Matrix is a computer generated simulation

Information theory has concepts of entropy and the only way we all see the real matrix, IMHO, is when people agree halfway between 0 and 1 is 1. 011235813 is my number. "Inflation" in cosmological theory happens when you get to ? 3.

369.0.0 = 3 dots, 6 dots, 9 dots. .

369 and the imaginary 0 and decimal place makes 5 things.

THE MATRIX 5
BABY GENIUSES 6

Get it, Neo's ? :-) SLN.me/app dial 3 for operator ! it works !
by bong nuts November 17, 2021
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Matrix

You are in it now. You are producing power for machines.
by XGDragion March 7, 2023
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The Bavarian Matrix

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!
by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020
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matrix

Matrix (noun): 1. A chart or a table. 2. Information about matter. 3. An intersection of mind and matter. 4. The Universe, especially with the pretext that reality is a computer simulated illusion.
You're in the Matrix, now that you understand that for every acronym you have a word.
by Rob Matrix July 22, 2019
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