Ian

Ian tends to be kind of loud and short tempered as well as short. They are in love with the game of basketball, but can not play well due to height. They usually say bad words and want to fight, but they would never hurt a snail. As well as they are very loud

“Stop being such an Ian in study hall”

by Galaxy Complex May 12, 2018

Ian

A strange kid who is in love with a beautiful girl named Ava who is way out of his league but he still desperately tries to get her 2 love him back!!!! And who also has a bad haircut and styles his hair to look like a mop.

Jen-do u she that kids hair over there he must be a Ian

Bob -yeah ur right I think he is

by Lilly_B22 July 3, 2017

Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.

guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!

by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018

Ian

ian is a dumb cunt who thinks he is cool but isn't at all. :)

Gosh ian is sooo dumb.

by yoyoyoyoyhjhjhjh November 19, 2018

Ian

A complete asshole and utter douchebag. Has commitment issues and can be manipulated and controlled easily, usually by witches.

Ian has commitment issues

by An angry ex April 20, 2019

ian

A dumb short kid that has no friends.

Man that ian is so lonely.

by IWIKETACOS November 28, 2016

ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 13, 2010