ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

by Utonduragu June 16, 2008

crossing guard teemo

Some fat kid, with coconut hair.

Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.

by TheWizzyFlizzy May 12, 2014

Mayflower National Guard

Strong army wow grape

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape

by Larry_Galaxy_Straton_Medvedeva November 18, 2020

Hacking the Robot Guards

1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.

2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.

3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.

I have been Hacking the Robot Guards because they are all stupid sɹǝƃƃᴉN.

by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022

fallopian beetle guard

a beetle who defends the fillopian tubes from vaginal trolls, blacks and spike lee.

Chill, that bitches fallopian beetle guards got wizard prismatics spray.

by Mori-Moto Godzilla February 23, 2008

Coast Guard Academy

A four year military academy in Connecticut. Exists but only to some. Consitently ranked as the worst dorms and most unhappy students in the the nation. Class of 2010 doesn't care and is hoorah about life here.

Class of 2007: I hate being at the Coast Guard Academy.
Class of 2010: I love this place, shining shoes and brass on Friday Nights Rocks!

by Chase Hall September 20, 2008

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

by mr johan January 13, 2009