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Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.
Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
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Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs
It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?
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the dirty seven thirty

having sex with seven men and or women at the same time
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straight up thirty

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."
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I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger
ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant
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take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by others in Tennessee which means they’re going to take a shit 💩💩💩
Person 1: Aye, I’m gonna go take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: Alright.
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take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩
Person 1: Aye, I’m finna take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: ight.
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