Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

Galaxy Thief

A four piece indie pop/rock band based in the South West of England and includes the members Jamie Eldridge (Lead Singer/Guitar), Ben Watton (Drummer/Backing Vocals ), Jake Trim (Bass Guitar/Backing Vocals) and George Bowerman (Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals). They are named after one of the members stole another members Galaxy Chocolate bar.

They also like performing live so come support them at a show ;)

“Have you heard of that band called Galaxy Thief? They’re so good!”

by the rtl gangbang May 16, 2019

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them

D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief

by Karma gottam October 11, 2021

date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016

Rooster Thief

Cock smuggler.

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler

by anonymous November 19, 2022