A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014
Get the poon thief mug.A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
Get the gravy thief mug.I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!
by Goodchild May 14, 2015
Get the Drama thief mug.When you are railing a woman from behind and she is wearing a stocking tightly over her head and gripping it at her neck. You then proceed to violently pull the excess material toward yourself making her squeal as well as making her nose resemble a pig.
by enigmacrog October 19, 2016
Get the Piggy Thief mug.What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.
by ooberdoosh November 30, 2015
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