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Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
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Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.
Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.
by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023
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Riding the wave

When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.
Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*
by viriondash August 2, 2023
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Riding the sandwich

What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.
I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.
by Flyguy01843 October 13, 2023
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Riding the sandwich

When a buzzed turtle who's drinking tequila is sandwiched in between to gorgeous women flashing their boobs and doesn't want it to stop.
I saw that hottie #1 flashed and then hottie #2 flashed, I loved it so I just was riding the sandwich as long as I could!
by Flyguy01843 October 13, 2023
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Riding the Wave

When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.
"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."
by Greg #1 Flerpaderpadoo April 21, 2024
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Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.
“I thought you got fired?”
Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
by Jane03OM March 27, 2025
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