matrixize

when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.

our society matrixizes before our very eyes.

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022

The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:

Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

matrixization

matrixization means society inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism, which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.

the matrixization of society is well and truly underway.

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022

Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025

Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

Matrix HolyHand Cult

THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER. JOIN DRIPCRAFT MINECRAFT SERVER TO BE IN HOLY HAND CULT.

Onichans Cult is so good. It can be soo holy. This must be the Matrix HolyHand Cult

by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021

whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018