Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

A Forest Wittiger

when your girl gives you a blow job and you pull out and give her a facial but some gets in her eye and her eye closes up

Yo, I just gave my girl A Forest Wittiger.

by Motor Boat April 29, 2016

Suicide forest

A creepy forest in Japan that also has a movie after it called "The Forest". NEVER visit or sleep over. You will most likely die or go to an asylum.

Rando: Have you been to the Suicide forest? I have! tHis was my last year in the asylum
Me: What the ****

by Dark Rose 0910 May 14, 2019

Beat the forest

The act of one obviously gay dude desperately trying to blow his friends while holding a PlayStation remote and while wearing a headset.

Scotty when ur back home we should beat the forest together!

by Evilredbeerd May 17, 2023

Forest fire

When u put gasoline on your pubes and light them on fire

“Timmy don’t do the forest fire kink again!”

by Funny bunny crazzy mazzy June 16, 2020

wet forest

When you're jacking off and cum gets all in your pubic hair.

"Aw man, now I have a wet forest, shouldn't have let it sit there."

by SuckMyPepe June 10, 2014

industrial forest

A band formed in the bay area originally consisting of Nathaniel Ross, Mathew Jarman, Nicholas Veizades and Cameron Ruiz. Cameron Ruiz was later replaced with Colin-Mike McHendrix.

Industrial Forest: a band of majestic obscurity

by S.P.Q.R April 28, 2011