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The Dirty Safari

Upon having sex with a girl on her period and creaming on her, you mix the 2 "liquid substances" often involved with the dirty . sex you mix together and rub on girls forehead saying "Siiiiimba"
I don't think Shanikua was quite ready to be welcomed into the sex jungle world that way. The Dirty Safari left her stunned!
by Westicle Cawkins February 19, 2015
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The Dirty Gillespie

The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vagina like a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.
"How was your date with (insert name here)?"

"It was great! Gave her The Dirty Gillespie".

"You Dog!"
by eightysixx September 16, 2008
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The Dirty Shirt

Any California male who smokes weed and eats fast food, which normally ends up on a clean shirt. The person then becomes The Dirty Shirt, and will deny he is dirty regardless of how much crap he has on himself. To prove his point he will continue to wear the soiled shirt for days on end.
I saw Kurt in the garage smoking with Matt, and yes, Kurt is The Dirty Shirt tonight.
by Baskethead August 17, 2007
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The dirty landrum

(V.)A sexual move where the guy fingers a girl and procedes to lift her in the air while using his available arm to balance her, a very powerful move.
Damn Taylor just gave me "the dirty landrum" and I hit my head on the ceiling, and now I'm really sore.
by Damnlandrumdamn February 13, 2010
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The Dirty Staed

The act of when your having sex with your chick and you shit on her tits and then roll her on her side and fuck her hard till the shit slides off her boobs.
Me: dude I totallly pulled the dirty Staed last night!!

Friend: damn again?!?!

Me: hell yeah, my moms pissed though cause she thinks I slept with candy bar in bed..
by Dontturnofflightsmomimnotready November 30, 2017
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The Dirty Snake

A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.
"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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The Dirty 600

When congress fucks you in the ass for 8 months during a global pandemic and then slides you $600 to make it better.
Bro #1: Did you hear about the second stimulus package?

Bro #2: Yeah, Pelosi has decided to pull The Dirty 600.
by Bird-Seed December 23, 2020
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