a skinny ranga who uses twezies to masterbate and his girlfriend refuses to suck it because she is worried it will break of and peire her tong
by random guy from texas usa May 23, 2009

by deeeena January 19, 2011

An annoying know it all who doesn't shut up. Thinks he is popular and hot, but no one likes him. He is also extremely ugly and short.
Unpopular boy and girls name.
Another name for a dick.
Unpopular boy and girls name.
Another name for a dick.
Blake: Hey, I can get any girl
Person 1: You're fucking ugly
Person 2: No-one likes you
Person 3: Fuck off shorty
Blake: You're so immature, you're just immature
Person 1: Fuck off
Person 2: Blake, you are fucking gay, piss off nobody wants you around faggot.
*Blake runs off crying as everyone else holds in laughter*
Person 1: You're fucking ugly
Person 2: No-one likes you
Person 3: Fuck off shorty
Blake: You're so immature, you're just immature
Person 1: Fuck off
Person 2: Blake, you are fucking gay, piss off nobody wants you around faggot.
*Blake runs off crying as everyone else holds in laughter*
by Smoker May 5, 2014

by Blakeblakeblake December 21, 2016

A bitch ass dyke, whom nobody likes. Fucks over people because he is a douchebag. A useless whore who lets any colored pencil into his sharpener. Fuck off bitch
by pineapples are yum July 1, 2018

Generally an overall dick but sometimes comes off as a good old asshole he can be egghead sometimes and takes overlarge shits but it's all fine cause the word bastard sums him up
by Arracondo October 30, 2019

Probably a white guy. A guy that has an overly small penis; someone who is mostly bald and has no friends;
Blake shut the fuck up!
by Jackass.69. June 1, 2018
