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Grammar Rapist

Similar to a grammar nazi, only little different from a psychopathic troll. Might be termed "grammarian rapist" to avoid ambiguity.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".

Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.

Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.

Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".

Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.
Grammar nazis might not always be as smart and knowledgeable, let alone relevant, as they think they are or pretend to be. But in the case of a grammar rapist intelligence, knowledge or relevance have devolved into purely personal impulses.
by felixh November 7, 2016
mugGet the Grammar Rapistmug.

Grammar Stroke

The act of making many typos whilst talking via IM, email, or text.
PERSON ONE: AJAAJJAAJ. i din'tn ven knowtice.

PERSON TWO: what? what just happened to you?

PERSON ONE: i think i just had a grammar stroke...
by kellycakes March 11, 2010
mugGet the Grammar Strokemug.

grammar police

They are crackheads every single second of every single day. There is a girl in the group who is the weirdest, stupidest, but sweetest person you will ever meet. She trips 100000 backpacks, chairs, and sometimes over nothing. But everyone knows she has a big heart. She constantly thinks she is ugly, but everyone knows she is actually the most beautiful person ever. There is another girl who will make you laugh at almost anything. She is very dirty minded but so is everyone else. She is so sweet, caring, and down to earth. She makes just about anyone smile when they have a bad day. There are four guys. One of those boys just happens to be one of the richest kids you will ever meet. He lie constancy but some how we are all still friends. He is nice occasionally. There is a couple in the group though... they are well idk. They are both the weirdest and dumbest people ever, so that makes them some what compatible. They don't really talk to each other much, but when they do it is about something stupid. The boy in the relationship is hilarious and makes his girlfriend crack up all the time. He is so sweet, lovable, and acts stupid but turns out to be super smart! The two other boy are the dirtiest minded people you ever meet. They always make "that is what she said" jokes, and some how the are really funny. But under all that they are very caring and nice.... well sometimes. They always give advice to the couple and call them out on it.
Hey look the dumbest people ever, grammar police

The crackhead squad aka grammar police

Weird just flat out freaking weird
by thedumbblonde October 23, 2019
mugGet the grammar policemug.

Grammar nazzi

some one who is a perfectionist with gramar.
would usualy shout:
"NO MISTAKES FOR YOU!"
the grammar nazzi stied to eat me today,
she screamed at me like a grammar nazzi,
Mrs. Hill is a grammar nazzi!,
YOU GRAMMAR NAZZI!,
who are you? the grammar nazzi?,
by Dj Sarii February 12, 2006
mugGet the Grammar nazzimug.

Sutton grammar

The home of vape, memeulous disstracks and the farmfoods ban
by 😏👅😏 December 12, 2017
mugGet the Sutton grammarmug.

Sledgehammer Grammar

1. Swollen Member's frontman Mad Child's vocal stylings.

2. Kelsey Grammer
Did you hear Kelsey "Sledgehammer Grammer" talking that Sledgehammer Grammar?
by Kelsey Grammers April 4, 2009
mugGet the Sledgehammer Grammarmug.

Grammar Italian Fascist

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.
by dTraj October 20, 2010
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