spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007

Spiderman webshooter

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.

Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years

by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021

Spiderman

Verb: when left over cum gets on your hands and everything you touch sticks to you

I was watching pornhub last night and my box of tissues spidermanned to my hand

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

Spidermaning

Verb: To climb upside down like Spiderman - like on a rope or horizontal pipe.

Oh no, he's escaping the building! That mother fucker is Spidermaning his way out, on the overhead pipes!

by RichFran31 January 20, 2024

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

Spiderman

NapoleonVII is Spiderman

Random person: you heard of Spiderman
Me: yeah
Random person: who do you think he is?
Me: he’s NapoleonVII

by NobodysFool May 30, 2022

Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!

Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!

by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010