Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .

Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me

by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰

Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu

by PuggyGal April 23, 2019

Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

by Funny as hell7 December 8, 2010

sam

Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!

by Hommie G December 30, 2007

Sam

Sam is the name of an amazing guy who is prepared to do anything, even to the jeopardy of himself, for his loved ones. He is always faithful, kind, sweet and funny. His friends care for him more than he knows and although he is cared for. He often feels like everything is either against him or he has done something accidentally to offend someone. He has never done such a thing in his life. He is a guy that once you have hold of him, you don't let go, he is too special to lose. He will make anyone feel like they are his main priority and they will feel like the most beautiful girl in the world because of how he treats them.

Girlfriend:"Back of bitch Sam is mine."
Another girl:"But I really really want him."
Sam:"Too bad, I'm hers"

by RazorEverAfter September 7, 2013