smelly dart

a fart, for those who are too squeamish to say the word.
Mum: What's that smell of fish oil?
Son: It's only Micky's smelly dart.
Mum: Maybe we should use him to funmigate the attic.
by John Boon April 24, 2005
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smelly joon

smelly joon is someone you meet on the bus that like you but you don't like him becuase he smells like some of these things (bucket head, stinky feet, original trout fish, and poo from world of poo). This cause him to sit in your seat but then you verbally abuse him and he goes running home to his mummy's boy (someone who likes him) saying or screaming "UWUWUWUUWU."
eeww that guy who sit with us is a smelly joon!
ugh what is that disgusting smell, it probably is a smelly joon
by Giahwgfa 2 May 03, 2019
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Smelly Owl

A sexual act usually involving a male and female. The male bend the woman over and proceeds to take a shit on her back. He then, without her knowing, snaps her neck; Giving her the appearance of an owl with the addition of a stench, more commonly described as smelly.
"Hey ralph, yesterday I got a new girlfriend, she was a smelly owl when I got done with her."
by TDaaawg July 04, 2013
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Smelly Wazzer

A cylindrical object which might have a stench which isn't particularly inviting.
Ergh! Look at him, HES GOT A SMELLY WAZZER!
by gareth mason October 25, 2005
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Smelly McPotfot

1. a slang term that means that some one is wack.
2. A term that means all is not right with the force.
Someone That likes to be unintelligent.
1. My Friend Jimbo is a Smelly McPotfot!
2. Smelly Mcpotfot!!
by Bowser February 05, 2003
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smelly edwide

edwide medland
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
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Smelly Tits

big fat juicy tits that jiggle around inside ur mom's vagina sideways such that they explode when sucked on and release the milk into your system. When they explode they release ammonia which is a pungent odour.
by treesucker April 23, 2018
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