shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 02, 2022

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024

Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 30, 2019

Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 20, 2022

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 09, 2023